Intro : G G7 Em Cm G Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be B When I was a kid on VoIP Em I thought when I'd get older, C Cm I'd marry her.. I told her G But now I'm 26, work in an office B 9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest Em C If I could change a single thing Cm I'd make it me and not him.. Reff : C But he's in your bed, Cm G.. I'm in your Twitch Chat C I've got the key Cm G.. and he's just a doormat C Cm And even though he's got social skills G G7 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him, G Cause she moves on B C Cm pretty bloody quick, ooh.. Am Your new boyfriend's an arseh0le (Wo !) Music : G B Em C Cm G B Em C Cm G Yeah, I've met Jared (of course I've met Jared) B The one that took you away from me Em You hit it off instantly C Cm I know, cause you won't stop telling me G I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles B Push against his fashion sense Em I've thought about what he looks like nude C Cm G (I'm not gay though) G B Cause she's living the dream.. Em Oh, she's living the dream.. C Cm From back when we were seventeen G B She's living the dream.. Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were seventeen G How on earth can I be saved? G When I'm one click away from insane Em I just think that I deserve C Cm A little bit of what I earned G I'm not gonna make another scene B the one I made when I was 23 Em Means I'm not C Cm C allowed in Disney World Reff : C But he's in your bed, Cm G.. I'm in your Twitch Chat C I've got the key Cm G.. and he's just a doormat C Cm And even though he's got social skills G G7 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him, G Cause she moves on B C Cm pretty bloody quick, ooh.. Am Am Your new boyfriend's an arseh0le Music : G B Em C Cm G B I think about you everyday.. Em C Cm So how on earth can I be saved.. G B I think about him a lot as well Em C Cm Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell.. G B Cause you're beauty.. And you're grace Em Your telephone calls C Cm are my favorite place G B I want you to notice me Em C Cm With no restraining order please G (Jason Derulo!) B I want you to care.. Em C Cm G... I want to smell your hair..
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be When I was a kid on VoIP I thought when I'd get older, I'd marry her.. I told her But now I'm 26, work in an office 9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest If I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him.. Reff : But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat And even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him, Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, ooh.. Your new boyfriend's an arseh0le (Wo !) Music... Yeah, I've met Jared (of course I've met Jared) The one that took you away from me You hit it off instantly I know, cause you won't stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles Push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude (I'm not gay though) Cause she's living the dream.. Oh, she's living the dream.. From back when we were seventeen She's living the dream.. Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were seventeen How on earth can I be saved? When I'm one click away from insane I just think that I deserve A little bit of what I earned I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 Means I'm not allowed in Disney World Reff : But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat And even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him, Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, ooh.. Your new boyfriend's an arseh0le Music... I think about you everyday.. So how on earth can I be saved.. I think about him a lot as well Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell.. Cause you're beauty.. And you're grace Your telephone calls are my favorite place I want you to notice me With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!) I want you to care.. I want to smell your hair..